lavarda

lavrda is cocaine that has been cleaned or washed of any cuts or impurities

Gage: I got a 8 ball of some fire lavarda, you tryna blow down?

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003

lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

by tator January 7, 2004

lastard

The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.

That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.

by DowntownPed March 2, 2009

Litard

(Also spelt "Letard", but Litard is correct)

A person who is related to a retard, or loves a retard(as in, girlfriend/boyfriend or husband/wife).

Cyril and Jeremy are retards, but Sam is just a litard.

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004

Lastard

Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.

Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!

by NevilRead March 4, 2012

Ltard

A guy who stares at a post and decides to send an emoji back instead of a real message and then stares at the moon

You see that guy he's a real Ltard.

by QuakeSnake92 June 6, 2019