When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019
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by funnyburga May 23, 2006
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A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
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by lolitakitten April 5, 2013
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I just Landesmanian Deviled a Dobish last week. It was amazing. You should take a drive all the way from Westchester JUST to do it.
by Petrus Romanus May 30, 2006
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Get the Landen mug.Accurate description of a human being that partakes in piggish activities, but is not actually a dirtbag. Can often be mistaken as an upstanding member of the community when sober.
Landdogs are often represented by forming an L with your thumb and forefinger.
Landdogs are often represented by forming an L with your thumb and forefinger.
1. Fuck numbers is such a fucking landdog.
2. nSync becomes an absolute landdog when he gets on the col mackenzies.
3. Col Mackenzie just downed a james wall of col mackenzie. What a fucking landdog.
4. TMc is certainly not a pig, but could be a landdog. It's hard to tell when he is sober.
2. nSync becomes an absolute landdog when he gets on the col mackenzies.
3. Col Mackenzie just downed a james wall of col mackenzie. What a fucking landdog.
4. TMc is certainly not a pig, but could be a landdog. It's hard to tell when he is sober.
by the glynners May 24, 2010
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