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Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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kylo ren

kylo ren is a punk bitch, he probably weighs thirty pounds soaking wet under that little black dress; gets stressed when you yell; throws tantrums and has anger issues; needs to get his shit together; highkey an angsty, edgy, teenage a-hole
You need to stop acting like a Kylo Ren”
by bb-9e January 5, 2018
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Klondike bar

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
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Kylana

Kylana is the most adorable little pumpkin princess in the world. She is so sweet and kind to all people and animals. Everyone wants to be friends with Kylana!
Omgsh is that Kylana? She's so cool!

Wow did you hear how all those dogs cuddle puddled Kylana the other night?

Hey Kylana! Can I be your friend too?!
by Dawgydawgton July 9, 2017
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Klonopin

Klonopin is a benzodiazepine used for anxiety and other disorders. I take it for chronic insomnia related to mild anxiety and severe muscle tension. Its considered to be a pretty potent benzo amongst its relatives (valium, xanax, ativan, etc.) not only that but its much longer acting. Think Xanax but less "high" and more duration. Taken at regular doses in a benzo naive person 0.25-0.5mg you'll feel relaxed and sedated and sleep will be quite blissful if you've never used benzos. Taken in higher doses you'll probably pass out and forget a bunch of shit which is not cool (see Xanax horror stories) but since its nearly impossible to overdose on when taken alone there are plenty of idiots out there that pop benzos and go on binges only to learn of the weird shit they did while on it....
After a long hard day at school, practice and work Klonopin gives me the peace of mind of solid 7-8 hours of sleep with relaxation the next day!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
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Klondike Bar

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar
by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006
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Kylingsh

A nickname given from family members as a small child. Kylingsh is the son of God (Paulingsh). Originally pronounced as kah-lingsh by the Portuguese and usually used in a positive way. Known for being a joker.
Person 1: 'Did you see the way he scored?'

Person 2: 'Yeah he put such a bend on the ball.. He pulled a Kylingsh'

Person 1: 'truu dat'
by SomeGuyWho69'sTheA55 June 24, 2013
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