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kurtie

fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt
a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie
by erectiledysfunction4200 June 24, 2022
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Kurty Bear

Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.

He treats me well and looks after me.

He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.

He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.

We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
by K_L November 6, 2012
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Kurtis

"bro why does kurtis spend so much time with Hayat?"
by MaximCrudes May 22, 2022
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Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013
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Kurtis King

1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."
Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.
by yomankurt February 3, 2010
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KURTIS

Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.
Goddamnit Kurtis.
by EXISTED BEFORE U November 1, 2021
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dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out
Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis
by Dawgo May 13, 2020
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