Kundermuff

a woman who either bothers, annoys, takes advantage of, or angers someone to the point at which the person using the word has lost all sense of self and would now give anything to have this women tied up and beaten, horribly embarrassed, choked out, gang-banged, throat-fucked, railed out(means to fuck a woman to the point of screaming herself hoarse), chewed out(means to fuck a woman, only to depart just seconds after ejaculation), molly whopped(means to fuck a women and repeatedly beat her with a mop until you cum inside her....no condom), or have something really disturbing happen to her entire family.

"I can't believe she would actually do that to me... that fucking Kundermuff bitch."

"That splinted cuffed Kundermuff just ran her little bitch mouth again... not cool you hoe... you dirty...dirty...dirty heart-breaking skank shank. You deserve every second of pain because of all the horrible hurtful shit that you've been putting me through. You betrayed me.... how could you?"

by Chris Sheffler January 28, 2010

Kunkleman

1. A family at large all across America.

2. People of this name are special, unique, and have a tendency to be slightly weird.

1. Man, that Kunkleman was at it again last night.

2. Did you hear about Kunkleman? He/She got perfect score....again!

by one-of-them212 October 18, 2008

Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.

"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."

by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009

Kindle

An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.

Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?

Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?

by ryguyfly May 29, 2011

Kunde

Is a white person who usually has black features such as a large penis and big lips. This person is exceptionally good at basketball and Halo. Will beat women if necessary! Makes the best popcorn in the world and a man of good humor and deep intellect. Is an AMAZING cuddler and usually makes the best type of boyfriend. Has a very distinct laugh and good memory when it comes to quoting movies. Has an extremely deep voice.

I got to lay in bed with a kunde last night.

"Thats Michael Jordan"
"no thats just kunde playing bball"

by Kunde1234 April 18, 2010

Kuddles

kissing while cuddling

the girl asked her boyfriend for kuddles because she wanted to kiss him and cuddle with him.

by Exalted Loki November 30, 2010

kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

by jokerpants May 17, 2011