Kristen

She is an ally of POC's and uses her White privilege for good.

Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.

by ills. June 5, 2020

Kristen

Girl who writes definitions about herself on urbandictionary to get guys named Tyler to hit on her.

Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.

by Tylerdurden5 December 20, 2018

Kristene

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.

My friend kristene, is wild!

by ajac April 22, 2017

kristen

Slang for "most awesome girl ever"

Billy: You are so kristen!
Kristen: Thanks you!

by billy khalil July 26, 2006

KRISTENED

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.

"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"

by iMakerScream November 19, 2011

Kristening

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

by thadyron October 28, 2013

kristen

usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!

kristen: so my boyfriend broke up with me. i was sad at first but now i just want to party!
friend: his loss, you're extremely beautiful anyways!
kristen: watch me do this drop kick on my ex!
friend: wow; that's surprising of you, kristen!

by YoItsKristenAP April 29, 2008