Kosher Shlong

The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.

He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 January 19, 2021

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Kostrandia

Person that loves the country of Guyana, or a person who has absolute no idea of how to see a difference between city flags or doesn't know any.

Person 1: Hey dude, you are literally a Kostrandia!
Person 2: W-what? How?
Person 1: Do you know the flag of the city of New York?
Person 2: Uh... No?
Person 1: See? You are a Kostrandia!

Person 1: MAN I LOVE GUYANA!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a Kostrandia, lol

by sexylabrador May 8, 2023

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.

Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."

by pynchin February 2, 2013

kosher

1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details

"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"


"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

kosher-halal

When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.

“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”

Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”

by Max Louis August 4, 2007

Kosherection

The arousal caused by attractive jewish girls.

I was walking down the street after synagogue, surrounded by jewish women, and I popped a major kosherection.

by jewbee88 July 14, 2011