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Slob Knobbing

The act of performing fellatio.
by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002
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cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.
by Hanzeus September 29, 2003
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slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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Knoby

The act of going into the Knobs and smoking illicite substances.
I can't wait for that Knoby after school.
"Hey John you want to go on a Knoby with me and Mike?"
Dude ill call you back im on a Knoby.
by Christian Barille February 20, 2010
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Slob Knobbery

This is a practice or art conducted by many females (usu. loose or slutty in nature) that dedicate themselves to perfecting and creating new ways to perform a blow job. This art is conducted usu. on a daily basis and involves fluids from the female's cunt mumbler or saliva.
I can tell by the way she sucks on that lollipop that she is highly skilled in the art of Slob Knobbery.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
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Knobbed

i knobbed her
by Jay See February 23, 2004
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knobb goblin

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.
i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again
by roggy February 19, 2007
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