Knock Off

English slang expression which can be used as a noun or a verb:
1 Knock off (noun), an item intended to look like something it is not, such as an expensive watch or designer clothes.
Knock off (verb) can have a number of meanings depending on context:
2 to stop working for a short break;
3 to leave work at the end of the day;
4 to steal or remove;
5 to kill or severely chastise someone;
6 to try to get close to someone for romance or casual sex;

1 That piece of shit isn’t a Rolex, it’s a knock off;
2 Let’s knock off for a cuppa, I’m parched;
3 It’s gone five o’clock, let’s knock off;
4 I’m going to knock off a few pens from the office;
5 They’re going to knock off that fat bastard he’s really pissed them off.
6 I’m going to knock off that bird from HR;

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

by Human Form July 18, 2016

ntk - need to know

This is a self defining phrase used in high security settings such as the military and intelligence fields.

I am sorry we can't share that sort of file with you. If it existed it would be on an ntk - need to know basis.

by I, Wreckerrr July 5, 2020

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Did you know

Although phrased as the start of a question, it is actually an introduction from somebody who wants to impart information. It’s used quite a lot by some teachers but it usually comes from somebody who wants bore your arse off telling you things you don’t need to know, don’t want o know and which are less interesting than the sex lives of Venusian bacteria. It’s usually impossible to get away without committing murder unless you can comeback with something that stops them in their tracks and allows you to escape.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of “Happy Christmas” you get “Crappy Shitmash”?
Yes, and if you rearrange “Merry Christmas” you get “Mr Mrs Itchyarse”.

by AKACroatalin April 24, 2015

the one who knocks

In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.

I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

-Walter White

by WelcomeTo March 16, 2014

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023