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henry kissinger

1) n. Former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

2) n. The politician who, combined with german rocket scientist Verner von Braun, was the inspiration for the character 'Dr. Strangelove,' featured in the Stanley Kubric movie of the same name. (ie-to economize on stereotypical german movie characters by combining them together, and hoping people will recognize at least one of them.)

3) p. A skillful and adroit diplomat with a contrived accent.

4) n. The first diplomat to demonstrate that the secret to successful diplomacy is to mumble and speak softly to the extent that nobody can really understand what you are saying. Hence, lending whatever you say to multiple interpretations, some of which are positive.

5) sp. The Nixon cabinet executive who initially suggested that a Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy recruit a bunch of imbeciles to break into Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrists office, causing the watergate scandal, and ultimately ending Nixon's term as president.

6) The first Secretary of State to wear clip-on suspenders.

7) p. Any paunchy, middle aged man who is able to have sex with attractive female celebrities based on his status with the liberal media establishment.
I'm not exactly sure what Dr. Kissinger said, but it sounded really clever and deep. Did anybody write it down?

I'm pretty sure Henry Kissinger speaks several languages, including greek. At least that's what it sounds like to me.

Is Dr. Kissinger speaking, or are we having trouble with the water pipes again?
by parisofpriam July 16, 2008
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kitson

A sexy transgender that wears fox ears.
Edward: mm~ your such a kitson~
Ashton: OwO
by woozybuilder June 14, 2021
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kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018
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kissun scents

The smell of fecal matter that intimate garments like thongs and underwear aquire when worn for a long time.
"Yo girl, yo thong smells like kissun scents. You need to take a shower!"
by Shaquanda Jefferson February 27, 2018
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kison

They are the real definition of a “hooper”. Very loyal in a relationship. Funny but corny , can’t dance for shit . Lightskin most of the time
you can’t guard “kison”
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kissanime.ru

Is an anime site of legends where you could watch anime for hours till you pass out and was a go to for anime watchers in need of a site to use. That was all until it was shut down due to being so popular and legendary for its ability to keep you happy and organized with your own anime watch list.
Weeb 1:hey man ima go watch some anime on kissanime.ru
Weeb 2:didn’t you hear it was shut down today.
Weeb 1: long live the king of anime sites.
by Hentaijoker September 23, 2020
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Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.
Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.
by Elviis November 17, 2015
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