Kinder pingui 

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.

"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"

Kinder pingui by Grandol August 24, 2021

kinder surprise 

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!

kinder surprise by addigator February 7, 2008

Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise) 

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.

Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”

Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise) by 8Woody November 8, 2009

Kinder surprise 

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.

Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!

Kinder surprise by Tali xox June 28, 2014

Kinder Crimping 

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

Kinder Crimping by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

Kinder Whore 

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

Kinder Whore by djrickiedee May 1, 2009

kinder surprise 

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

kinder surprise by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003