puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

by phi April 25, 2004

kicker paper

a small paper about business card thickness that you roll put in the mouth piece end of spliffs/joints so that you can smoke down to the roach without burning your fingers

stoner 1: 'hey man twist that shit up'

stoner 2: 'man you got any kicker paper?'

stoner 1: 'yeah man here's my old mans business card'

stoner 2: 'allllrigggght now we can put a mouth piece on diss spleeeeiiff and blaze it all up'

by c.h.man December 31, 2009

tire kicker

A person who acts or thinks they're interested in purchasing a car that they can most likely not afford to buy. They spend a majority of their time trying to find things wrong with the car that's for sale by complaining the car is the wrong color,(when they knew that it was that color in the first place), its an automatic instead of a stick (but if it were a stick he'd want an automatic) or its missing a few features that they really wanted, like the irrelevant windshield washers on the headlights. Tire kickers generally low ball you on the first offer, just to see how desperate you are. They generally test your will to sell it to them by their indecision. Most tire kickers are indecisive car buyers who are cheapskates at heart, that will never fix the things or faults they find wrong on the car thats for sale if they buy it.

Tommy the tire kicker was testing Johns patience with the list of things he didn't like about the car.

by Dion 67 October 20, 2007

kicker

the kid who does scissor kicks over the high jump beam

1.Jeremy is a kicker cuz he does scissors kick in track.
2.Scott- "Kicker"
Jeremy- "I know that means something, fuck u."
Scott- "It means u kick stuff"

by stevey November 29, 2003

corner kickers

pointy toed cowboy boots. similar to puerto rican fence hopper or fence climber, and to rat stabbers.

Hey, I like your corner kickers.

by hivejockey January 14, 2008

Shit Kicker

A pair of flat sole leather boots wore mostly by hicks farmers and construction workers.

Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!

by SlopNChop June 27, 2017

The Hobo Kicker

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.

When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009