kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.

"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"

by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

Kerala

1. Absoloutley beautiful
2. A great songwriter/singer
3. A best friend
4. Unique to the point of crazy sometimes!
5. fond of cheese
6. MAGICAL
7. loved

Think you can beat Kerala in awesomeness...think again.

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

by trebleclef November 3, 2010

KERL

-n- the group of girls in a particular school whom try to be something they are not...shows up places drunk and make fools of themselves in public. Extremely shady when together and if your name doesnt start with a k,e,r,or an l, you are obviously not cool enough to be associated with them...girls who put song titles in their infos such as Jack Johnson's "Better Together" to describe their queer, possibly homosexual "cult". yes, cult.

did KERL really buy those ugly necklaces to display their gayness!?!

by kerlhatersofamerica April 30, 2005

Kerolles

The most annoying guy in your life. Most likely he sucks with computer especially when you are trying to help him with a computer problem through the phone. The only way to get rid of the anger towards him is to play God of War, and envision all the bad guy as him.

He is so annoying; I'm going to have to play God of War to take out my anger. He is such a Kerolles.

by ass poo face March 9, 2010

Karyl

an orange soda chica that dances in the rain.

either that girl is high or she's a Karyl!

by Bri and Jackie February 19, 2003

kerl

K- the secret shit talker/trouble maker that has no life other than to stalk people she obsesses over... an obnoxious bullshitter- who plots against people who she says are her friends.
E- "the peacemaker" who is just a fake that would go against you for someone who looks better as her friend. cool.
and shows signs for the worst case of senioritis...
R- obsessed with her own group of "friends" who really talk shit about her.. the supplier of the cool necklaces and attempts perfect "kerl" order at mass.... cant get much cooler
L- the one who lives off of attention. idont know what could be worse...

Ex. Kelsey Erin Rachel Lina

by betsy ann May 3, 2005

hayden kerle

A gay asshole who does nothing but pisses you off and is dumb as fuck.

That guy got F- in his test and suspended in the first week. Definitely a Hayden Kerle.

by Annonmous November 29, 2014