kentucky mixup

combining two individually good alcoholic drinks to make one bad tasting alcoholic drink.

Too many kentucky mixups.

by jphillips767 March 18, 2011

Flag

Get the kentucky mixup mug.

Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 2, 2013

Flag

Get the Kentucky Suitcase mug.

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)

She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.

by JakeGebhartUK69 November 13, 2016

Flag

Get the Kentucky long rifle mug.

kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

Flag

Get the kentucky anal blaster mug.

Kentucky Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.

Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.

by doctadoseydose February 6, 2017

Flag

Get the Kentucky Breakfast mug.

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

Flag