a keeper

a term used to describe a girl that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being her.
always on your mind and just the thought of her brightens up your entire day,
being with her makes you the happiest guy in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about her.
she is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your girl is a keeper hang on to her she makes life worth while

guy1: omg you are so lucky your girl is just perfect
guy2: i know :$ she's a keeper.

by jetaimecommejetedeteste September 8, 2018

Keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."

by Karl721 September 18, 2009

keep it hood

Stay true to the environment you grew up in, don't let the money change you.

"And I keep it hood, like this Phantom is a Nissan" - The Game, Red Nation

by answ January 5, 2012

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

keep yourself safe

people say this in order to inform someone to "kill them selves" without receiving any consequences from using the harsh term since both phrases are long for "KYS"

"bro this is to easy you're so shit"
"keep yourself safe dude"

by DodgyJuke June 27, 2018

Keep it Gusto

Originated in Baton Rouge, this term Louisianians and a few Mississippians use, pays homage to the late rapper Gus of Dhat Fam. To “Keep it Gusto” means to keep it real.

Keep it Gusto ya heard me, you was down bad before you got that insurance money.

by StThomas10 June 27, 2019

five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.

Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)

by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010