Kardashians

a family who are made out of plastic

oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol

by mara. October 29, 2020

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A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.

“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”

by moj-poj May 31, 2019

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Kardashianed

This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.

Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."

Woman- "But we're on the guest list."

Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."

Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"

Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...

Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

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kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

by Somarity February 6, 2019

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