Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.

I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Kalmah

A Finnish death metal band that kicks everyone's asses, especially Children of Bodom. Kalmah did not copy/steal music from Children of Bodom, Kalmah has actually been jamming together much longer than Children of Bodom even got a contract. Even though Children of Bodom got the record deal first, Kalmah (known as Ancestor at the time) has had many demo tapes that were recorded before Children of Bodom started producing their own albums.

Nerd: Dude Kalmah copied Children Of Bodom!!!!

Me: You know what else Kalmah copied, they copied YOUR MOM.

by Shirkey November 9, 2004

kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

by maria October 5, 2004

kalimaka

The act of being extremely fly; cool; great; amazing; and or awesome

Ann Fogelsanger is extremely kalimaka

by Michael Madden June 28, 2008

kalamunda

the most amazing place to live ever!!! home to soooooooo many amazing people that all you losers who don't like it should go die in a hole of holy-ness and shame:) we have lots of cool stuff like trees, ice cream and retra vision. and yes we do have coles, woolworths and other NORMAL shops, and no we aren't a country side town, we are a semi-rural area:) and we were in the west australian the other day so suck on that all you boring places that are to loser-inhabited to be in the paper:)

Person 1: where do you live?

Person 2: i live in Kalamunda

Person 1: OMG im sooooooo jelous

by woopiemama June 4, 2011

Kalem

A Kalem is a giant who screeches a lot. However, a Kalem is also a very, kind and funny- also is a good listener.

"Look! It's a wild Kalem- Don't provoke it or it might screech!"

by ssrini June 28, 2019

Kalungat

the thingy you found around your nose...hehehe. alt para ni sa imu! na paka kalungat dha...ayta behh!!!

alta has kalungat in her food...yummy mommy i want more!

by ngokngok October 5, 2004