Kaleb

A Kaleb will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kaleb will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling youll do. A Kaleb is the best kind of guy youll ever come across, so if youre lucky enough meet a Kaleb dont let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

Girl 1: I met a Kaleb once, I trapped him and now hes my exotic pet.

Girl 2: Seriously?? Ive never even seen a Kaleb?? Can I pet him?

Girl 1: No, hes mine.

by Garlic Bread January 29, 2010

dirty kaleb

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.

This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.

by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

kaleb

The greatest most handsome person you will ever meet he may seem rough and mean but once you get to know him you will be glad you did

The guy all the girls fall for

(Girl)Kaleb is so hot and amazing

(Girl#2) yes is the best

by TheHunterX1 December 4, 2016

Kalamvokis

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

by balconypro May 18, 2011

kaleeya

Kaleeya is a strong beautiful women who goes through a lot of things but always push past it with her laughter and smile any Kaleeya girl is mostly always mixed and probably have a beautiful smile

Kaleeya is a name

by Kkook July 17, 2017

kaleah

she is a very nice,pretty,sweet person but once u cross her u cross her, ur dead bitch!!!!! She cares a lot about her bf elijah and has a very good sense of humor, but im telling u once u cross her ur dead BITCH!!!!! and thats all love her bsf :)she is the best person in the world and you never want to let her out of your life.she can be annoying but she is the best person ever.she has a I DON'T GIVE A FUCK attitude, and doesn't give much effort to anything but cheer.she is adored by most but like most awsome people she has those bitchass haters.

wow!! your pretty awsome.You must be kaleah.

by the bitch from wonderland January 11, 2018

Kalee

Kalee is a beautiful girl she make you smile when you see her. She can be mean to you some times but she is still amazing.

Kalee is a beautiful girl.

by your good man December 25, 2016