Kristen 

1. A crazy ass bitch, one that will not give up or take no for an answer. this girl is extremely manipulative at convincing you to be with her when is all actuality you want nothing to do with her. This girl also enjoys destroying relationships and is usually extremely ugly.

2. Another name for a butch lesbian, the kind that doesn't wear any make-up or cares about her appearance, definitely not the lipstick kind. mostly seen at barbershops they are the man in the relationship.

Man: Damn! That Kristen took me for everything that I had!

Another Man: That bitch is a Kristen!

Girl: Did you see how that Kristen tried to hit on me?!

Kristen by FoxyBrown8 September 18, 2011

Kristen 

Slutty whore whom enjoys vagina :)

Likes to "tickle kitties" if you know what we mean ;)

Likes to pee on people all the time and NEVER wears underwear or tampons!

Jade: Do you have a tampon?
Kristen: nope i don't wear them

Kristen by Kristen O'Steen June 7, 2011

kristen 

The name of a person That is often a whore or slut often performs sexual acts for drugs and or money. Usually gives off a foul stench or odor. A breading pool of sexual diseases and bacteria. Often will complain of not having a significant other although the reason is her own whorish acts. Will lie and and steal and do anything use you. When she has used you and drained what she can from you she will toss you aside like garbage until she is alone in self-pitty or bored. Often talks down on other people while doing the same or worse as them. Thinks she is "hot shit" but normally looks like a troll or goblin.

"I slept with him right after they broke up i pulled a kristen."

"My God I forgot to shower I smell like Kristen!"

"I had sex with a guy i dont know im such a kristen!"

kristen by loveavocodo April 26, 2014

Kristen 

A bossy 21 yr old virgin, loves chocolate, scared of penis

Omg you need to stop being a Kristen

Kristen by U'ilani November 6, 2014

Kristen 

Joel's hole. The hittest bitch in Iowa. Super duper whore want to get laid I got her number give her some drugs n she will move in with u. #freepussy #hit #chewbacca

You wanna do drugs? No I don't wanna turn into a Kristen.

Kristen by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

Kristen 

Kristen is a retarded person who is loyal but emotionally unstable depressed never sleeps but likes good convos. She won't rat you out or tell your secrets to anyone. Pretty bad temper, kinda ugly inside and out. Doesn't really fit in, only has like 5 friends. She's cool tho, she likes one person, would never cheat ever. Loves animals and baby's but once the start 1st grade they can fuck right off she likes channo and civics. She also has pretty bad anxiety.

Kristen is retarded

Kristen by Djjsjdnd July 5, 2018

Kristen 

The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.

|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?!
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.

Kristen by Bitchtard75 January 1, 2012