Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

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kolechia

The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.

Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."

by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014

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koleszar

spanish verb meaning "to goob"; as in, to sit in front of a computer all day long and basically not do shit at all.

Juan kolesza mucho.

by Rod Farva January 15, 2004

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Kolevian

Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.

That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.

by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010

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