K9

To take a shit and be so confident it was a clean break that you don't even wipe after.

Man 1: "Yo man that was a quick shit!"

Man 2: " Yeah dude I k9'd it!"

by Slink2020 April 11, 2023

k9kuro

An old smelly dog. Spends all his time on the internet.

Oh, you have that k9kuro at home right? when is he going to die?

by Dinia December 22, 2023

K9KURO

"How... *Interesting...*"

A bo'om in disguise, who's finally free from- ahem ahem- *the* company. He absolutely *hates* stalkers' trashy songs about detecting love and 'Goo Goo Gabba Gabba Gee', whatever that is.

Person 1: Who's the bottomest bottom you've ever seen?
Person 2: Well, of course it's K9KURO!!

by dat_ramengurl April 16, 2024

The K9's Kobblas

dogs bollocks mutt's nuts

Those ltd edition air force ones - they're the K9's kobblas fam.

by Harry Kovert August 16, 2019

Fuck K9

The specific hate for K9 dogs of the police force.

Michler says: Fuck 12 and Fuck K9
Me: No, not the dogs.

by Bayernfan February 23, 2021

xx_lapis_k9_xx

the BEST person ever if your moots with them then your lucky especially if you talk to them daily it’s must be AWESOME

xx_lapis_k9_xx is awesome

by lapisfriend October 14, 2021