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jumping the grenade

An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.

The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
by Daniel Druff April 28, 2006
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Jumping in

Typically used in the Gang community. to initiate a new member they kick their ass for a pre determined amount of time.
"all little carlos has to do to be member is to survive the Jumping in"
by Caldie May 2, 2008
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Jumin han

jumin han is the sexiest most beautiful attractive fictional character I’ve ever seen

He cleanses my eyes
“omg jumin han is so attractive
“yes very much
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go jump in the lake

"Go jump in the lake" is specifically referring to the biblical "lake of fire and brimstone" from Revelation 19:20.
It's a polite way of saying Go to Hell, especially in the Bible Belt of the American South.
If the boss thinks I'm going to be working overtime on a holiday weekend, he can go jump in the lake.
by Magnolia the Cat July 1, 2017
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Jumin

gay fucker who will probs fuck his cat if she would be a human
Treats his cat better than you
better than anyone tbh
rip everyone ever
by bubbleymate October 4, 2016
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Jumin

He is so jumin
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Jumpies

An exercise mainly done by rowers, to condition the legs (quads, specifically). Generally conducted in sets, in the course of the dreaded *circuit*.
Coxwain: 121...122...123... Oh, oops. Sorry guys, I lost count.

Rowers: *groan*

Cox: Now all together, we're going to do 200 jumpies, by sets of 50: 1...2...3...

Rowers: We're gonna flip the boat on you, coxwain... shit...
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