Juan

Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch! Stubborn as fuck though! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer! ;D but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juan's the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go!!!

Juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute!
I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario

by Megan <3s U! November 16, 2011

San Juan Surprise

When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.

Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.

by Julio Handjob June 14, 2006

jhantiyatard

Jhantiyatard is fan of Canadian actor Akshay Kumar, whose real name is Rajiv Jhatiya..who is Epitome of Flops and Disasters in Bollywood.

They in process of trolling others get selftrolled.

Jhantiyatard got trolled again.

by Wickedmind May 11, 2019

jant

it is a noun that can be any or everything that you are talkin about and is usually followed by an exclamation point. A better question would be, What isn't a jant?

I'm in this jant!!!
I tapped that jant.
This jant is on point
....etc

by JantSquad January 8, 2008

Jànté

That everything is alright and not to worry.
Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"

(You walk into a crowded newsagent but startle another patron with your sudden appearance leading him to soil cocoa on your shoes)
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"

by Samuelson Samuels SAMUELA February 6, 2014

jantel

A beautiful person on the inside. Will do anything for her friends or family. The most loyal person you'll ever meet. Loves chacos with socks and kool-aid. She is very independent. SHE WILL TAKE YOUR NIGGA.

The loyalist friend you'll ever have will be named Jantel.

by The_realest_bby January 7, 2017

juanalejandro

Juanalejandro is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juanalejandro is basically perfect like Juan.

Juanalejandro is the most perfect person

by Ninja turtle112233445566778899 November 8, 2019