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Josiah

Super Muscular, athletic, and has a very high IQ. He’s the best baller out there, but sadly he gets harassed by his gay ass friend named Christian Couch. This Christain kid is a complete retarded, clumsy, tall, person. Christian is very gay. He likes men even though he's a guy.
That guy looks like a Josiah, or someone who has been harassed by someone named Christian.
by The Goat23 April 28, 2019
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Pull a Josiah

To pull a Josiah means to see a random pole, run up to it and start dancing around it like a stripper, jumping up on it like a pro.
"HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE THAT! He's about to pull a Josiah!"
by druzilla May 10, 2006
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Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking
Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.
by XLegend2010 November 7, 2022
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Josiah

As manipulative and cunning he is, Josiahs’ are often cruel and vindictive. He is also mistaken for a Scorpio. Josiah is also seductive, sexy and very confident. Despite his fierce ways, he’s pretty much capable of getting anything he wants. He is selfish and fickle. He can make anyone feel very special and is known by his close friends to have a sweet and caring side. he is easily threatened by people who intimidate him. His jealousy and need for power often gets the best of him and it can cause him to be cruel and selfish. He is also the BEST liar in the world. Josiah likes to play mind games and he’s easily bad tempered. He is the type of person you wanna stay away from, even if he’s popular.
“Isn’t that Josiah?” “Which one? the nice one, or the manipulative one?”
by ChocolateWithNutss September 19, 2019
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Josiah

Is someone blowing a dog whistle or is it just Josiah and his ear piercing voice.
by Gregory wallace October 11, 2018
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Josiah

A man with a fat cock. Fat as fuck. 10 inches or more. Just like Andrew.
Josiah: You see that girl over there?

Andrew: Damn she is hella fine.

Josiah: Time to fuck

Andrew: Damn right
by Drewstygo May 7, 2020
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