Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'

by Davis786439 July 18, 2009

johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass

me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*

by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

Johnathanz Storiez

Johnathanz Storiez is the HIT YouTuber who makes really fun and engaging Roblox videos. Johnathanz Storiez has a massive fanbase consisting of a younger audience.

Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"

by Egg in my Nut November 7, 2023

slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear

Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life

by The info dude December 4, 2015

Jonathon Kangster

A cool Korean guy who goes to Ann Arbor SKyline High School. He loves to act cool and he is cool. He plays the trrrumpet and is da real kangster. He has the kangster look and likes to cover his eyes with his hair and sag his pants.

Jonathon Kangster loves to be cool.

by Jonathon Kangster November 21, 2014

jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.

boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"

by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018

Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010