Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johnites

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Johncel

Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.

Johncel is Handsome.

by Jansel June 10, 2021

johnnettephobia

discrimination/oppression against people called johnnette

hannah,adele, finlay or hope: "does something johnnettephobic"

johnnette: thats johnnettephobia

by Just your average niggot March 31, 2022

Elton Johnderdag

Wekelijkse dag (donderdag) waarbij pop artiest Sir Elton John wordt geëerd. Aan het begin van deze dag wenst u al uw naasten een fijne ‘Elton Johnderdag’, verder luistert u de hele dag door naar de muziek van Elton John.

Hé vriend, fijne Elton Johnderdag, maak er een mooie dag van!

by MrFerrr May 20, 2021

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.

"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"

by TC lol March 4, 2009