Huge dick, smart, but lacks confidence at times. Better than he really knows. He has a creative way of looking at things and is very open-minded.
by animalcrackerboi February 16, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by YourFriendlyNoob123 April 24, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.
by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016
Get the Johnmug. a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
John is one hell of a landscaper!
by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods
by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.
by #1 john August 16, 2018
Get the Johnmug. “Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 23, 2022
Get the Johnmug.