Definitions by thatoneturtleguy

Shalaya 

Someone who plays trombone and is really cool

Person 1: "Woah who's that marching?"
Person 2: "Oh thats just Shalaya"

Person 1: "Ooh, that makes so much sense!"

Shalaya by thatoneturtleguy September 11, 2019

John 

Bitch Ass Who Can't See

Person 1: "Why does he keep running into the wall?"
Person 2: "Oh he's just a John!"

John by thatoneturtleguy September 10, 2019