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jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.
I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner
by The one true JQS December 4, 2017
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Jobson

To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!
by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021
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Joesyphilis Biden

A nickname for Joe Biden which illustrates the root cause of his cognitive decline.
Joesyphilis Biden brought ¿true international depression? to the world.
by Bb1950 October 5, 2021
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That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.
Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.
by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021
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jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.
Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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Jobsian Complex

Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
by mattbr78 August 27, 2009
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