nose jewelry

Nose jewelry means any drug that goes up your nose. It can also be referred to as nose candy. It is a discreet way of talking about drugs like cocaine and special k, among others, in public.

"I have some nose jewelry I can show you later."

by gardengirl May 23, 2007

Jewperman

A Jew with exceptional intercourse prowess.

I hooked up with this Jewish guy last night, I came seventeen times. He was friggin Jewperman.

by Harvey Reilander September 1, 2006

jewlarious

Jokes made in any type of media that only a true jew could understand.

Yosef: Yo man did you see Borat last weekend?
Shlomo: Yea, dawg that movie was jewlarious.

by GNJrepresenting November 8, 2007

jewger

half african-something else, half jewish.

"i got robbed by a jewger, and so i got insurance money, but the insurance agent was the same jewger.

by niglam April 10, 2009

Jewelracked

A word that I came up with a fancy slang for nutbusting some guys pride and joy XD
basically a sucker punch right in the nuts followed by a knee then a hard kick ANY one who survives that with out passing out is DAMN lucky it usually goes out to preppy obnoxious gay teens since they wear jewelry alot where I live

jacob:I got jewelracked mom!

Mom: someone stole your jewelry again?
Jacob: no I got my nuts busted!
Mom: I thought you were gay?
jacob: yeah I am but...I got kicked in the nuts and it hurt...now I'm gonna go watch hanna montanna and try and masterbate without too much pain...
*jacob goes up stairs
Mom: tries hard not to die of laughter

by makhia May 1, 2009

Jewverine

The most incredibly handsome, sexy and skilled superhero ,despite his religion he still brings hope to the world. He has twin Menorahs mounted on his hands and a kippah balanced on his head. The REAL jewish messiah!

You heard about Jewverine?
Hell yeah dude, he could have stopped hitler

by TrustMeI'mAJew February 8, 2017

Jewelery whore

Is a man or a woman who likes jewelery so much that they get married and divorced just so they can get more jewelery

This is Nancy's 4th marriage she's such a jewelery whore.

by Pcake31 December 13, 2017