1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
Get the Jewish Wedding Cake mug.A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.
Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
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adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!
by jewliah April 22, 2011
Get the Jewphoric mug.Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.
by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014
Get the Jewish Illusion mug.When you shove a bunch of pennies in some warm and sweet Paprika Pussy. Make yourself something worth eating.
*after initiating Paprika Pussy*
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
by Peggy Legson June 14, 2019
Get the Jewish Casserole mug.The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016
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"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
by DrMoustache November 1, 2014
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