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Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank
I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
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Jewish kid on christmas

A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.

Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.

This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.

Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.

Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?

Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
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Jewphoric

adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!
when you posted that your brother got into NYJew (read: NYU), I was jewphoric!
by jewliah April 22, 2011
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Jewish Illusion

A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.
Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.
by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014
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Jewish Casserole

When you shove a bunch of pennies in some warm and sweet Paprika Pussy. Make yourself something worth eating.
*after initiating Paprika Pussy*
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
by Peggy Legson June 14, 2019
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commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016
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Jewish Easter

The day after Easter, when all of the candy is on sale.
"Yo bro, this sucks, the Jews have a way better Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
by DrMoustache November 1, 2014
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