sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.

Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.

by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010

Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

Wake and Jenk

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

by mudbutt55 January 15, 2013

Jenesa

Jenesa's tend to get very excited over little things almost to hysterics. They can connect emotionally with many people and because of their tendency to get excited they will sometimes get very emotionally involved in another persons cause. This can work out to be very good or very bad. They have a heart that means well but they still tend to get into a bit of trouble with their good intentions. Jenesa's make the best friends who are always there to listen and have a good time.

They are also very attractive and have the best hair and smiles. Jenesa's are hot

There is no example because nothing can even come close to comparing to a Jenesa

by mattd35 February 3, 2010

Jensen Shuffle

When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.

Brian: Where did Cole go last night?

Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.

by Superhighme June 3, 2011

Leeroy Jenkins

is apparently stupid as hell, but at least possesses chicken.

Leeroy Jenkins went from gaming in-joke to world-wide fame.

by Quint Sakugarne January 11, 2007