Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

jeezed

to get ripped off

"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"

by mel_a December 28, 2008

Jeezuz

1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something

1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008

Jeezie

Off da hook!

Jeezie! He is so fine!

by Tim Jeezie February 16, 2004

Jeezy

A really smooth good guy. One who makes really smooth moves and likes to be in the smoothest environment possible. Often times very influential, smart and knows how to be a smooth encounter.

Jeezy is smooth good guy.

by oojeez March 15, 2017

Jeezy

combination of "jizz and easy", often used to describe a premature ejaculation or a girl who will cause you a premature ejaculation.

"Man, I screwed up last night I jeezied twenty seconds in. *Sigh* She was so hot."

"Dayumm she's a jeezy"

by S.P. ermin herman G. July 23, 2012