January 24

National punch someone in the face day

Guy: Hey it’s january 24 you know what that means.

Girl: I get to punch an asshole in the face today

by I went 2 shs instead of modify October 14, 2019

18 january

The day where the prettiest and natural bitches are born. They are feisty but have the softest hearts.

Woah, you can tell she’s born on 18 January, she’s cute

by Sallcarmen November 3, 2019

10 January

People born on the 10th of January are a classified legend

"When is your birthday"
"10 January"
"Oh well your a living legend then"

by 10 January November 16, 2020

January 29

Hug your loved ones, it'll make them happier today.

Joe: "I'm really feeling like a hug"
Joe's GF: "Well guess what, it's January 29th, national hug your loved ones day!"

by ILikeWafflesBecauseTheyAreGood October 17, 2019

January 12

The hottest, sexiest boy/girl are born this day. They are that bitch you look up to, if you are friends with anyone who is born this day YOU ARE LUCKY! Only bad bitches can be friends with other bad bitches

Tom: Omg look he/ she is so hot!
Sam: Because he is born in January 12!!

by sugerdaddyyy November 6, 2019

january 4

A day where cute and supportive people are born.

Person: “Hey, it’s January 4”
Emma: “Yes, that is my birthday”
Person: “Oh ma gawd, you wanna be my friend?”

by Madoggoiscurw October 16, 2019

January 5th

The “future models” .. Most gorgeous people ever!

I know she was born January 5th because she’s breathtaking!

by bbygirl176 October 16, 2019