Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

janis juice

Southern Comfort. A whiskey based liqueur made in Louisville Ky. It was the favorite beverage of the late rock/blues singer Janis Joplin.

Dude, let me have a hit off your janis juice.

by Xaoticus February 25, 2005

Janitorus Interruptus

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

by college professor September 14, 2008

janitor water

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011

Jankstore

Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.

If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.

by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010

janitaa

Janitaa Is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's caring, loving and passionate. She doesn't have a lot of friends, nor she's not very popular. But that doesn't stop her from being a good friend. She listenes and accepts everyone. Janitaa can also be a huge bitch. If someone is mean to her or her friends, she will show that she's not someone to play with.

"Who is she, she's beautiful?"
"I think it's Janitaa!"

by Rubbs May 14, 2018