jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

jager-nukes

1. An alcholic drink made from combining vodka and Redbull into a cocktail glass, then dropping a shot glass full of Jagermeister into the mix. It is customary to slam the whole drink at once.

2. A jager-bomb kicked up a notch by making it with vodka-infused energy drinks, rather than boring old Redbull.

Poser: "Yo, let's drop some Jager-bombs!"

Walter: "Do you even party? Jager-bombs are for posers, up in here we drop 'Nukes."

Jager-nukes, bro. Jager-nukes.

by Simon Fenwich December 26, 2007

Jager Hug

The hug that follows two people doing a shot of Jagermeister followed by one or both of the drinkers vomiting the Jagermeister over the other persons shoulder

After the celebratory Jager Hug, Ann had to go home to wash Barry's vomit out of her hair.

by barrydumonde June 16, 2010

Jager Bomb

Stuff that will fuck you up completely. Rumored to be invented by Hitler

Damn those Jager bombs, they waged Blitzkrieg on my body & before i knew it i couldn't stand up, the battle was lost

by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011

Jager-Dom's

A jager Bomb but instead of using Red Bull or other energy drink substitute with Dom Perigon Champagne. Class it up!

Chewie is so freaking rich he drinks Jager-Dom's at the club

by Mike12345678 December 2, 2010

Jager-Enabler

Someone who waits until you're vulnerable then hits you with one or more Jager-bombs, thus ensuring that your night of drinking immediately takes a turn for the worse.

I can't remember a thing about last night. John is a real Jager-Enabler...he kept on buying rounds of Jager-bombs and I will never forgive him for it.

by Ditzyharpy March 19, 2009

Jager Nuke

Typically done by Teenagers in someone's back yard with at least 3 people, Instead of dropping a shot of Jager into a glass of red bull, you take a full bottle of Jager and chug from it for at least 5 seconds, then chug from a large can of red bull for at least 5 seconds. Repeat until the bottle is empty.

Dom, Owen, and I did a Jager Nuke last night and when we woke up there was vomit all over the floor and we didn't remember what happened

by MCD2014 July 9, 2012