jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

Jäger Tooth Tiger

Another name for a Couger.

Phil says: "Hey chico what are you lookin' to do tonight?"

Diego says: "Man I'm looking to get jumped by a Jäger Tooth Tiger."

by ~Q~ April 21, 2010

jager dick

Drinking so much Jagermeister that you start having conversations with your penis. Same results as whiskey dick.

I don't have whiskey dick, I have Jager dick.
You're not coming out tonight.(pointing to penis)

by danny ho May 20, 2007

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

Jager Missile

You punch a hole in a red bull can like you are going to shotgun it, and then pour out a little red bull. You then fill the can up with jager and shotgun it.

I was wired after doing that jager missile.

by Big.Rick666 May 16, 2009

Jager-Mav

One whos drinks themselves into a walking coma. The person still has basic motor function but has lost the power of speech. Subject is only able to roll their eyes at every comment or question. All due to heavy drinking. Consumption of Jagermeister makes this transformation almost instantaneous.

Uh-oh, looks like he is pulling a "Jager-Mav".

by Muthagoose Escobar November 29, 2003

Jäger-aid

when you mix Jägermeister with Country Time lemonade that has mixed with water already.

yo I got so hung over last night by drinking that "Jäger-aid"

by T.S.1324 June 16, 2011