Jessi

Jessi’s are beautiful, smart, athletic, kind, and carful. Jessi’s love every single animal and they want to help animals. Jessi’s are sexy and every boy stares at jessi’s when they walk by. They are funny and make friends very easily. Jessi’s live their sleep and they sleep every chance they get.

Woah that Jessi girl is really hot!

by Hehevdvdhevejsgsvshdjr!? May 3, 2018

Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!

Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid

by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016

Jossie

If you meet this type of girl and she likes you, you are very lucky. This girl is super sweet, cute, funny, beautiful, and awesome. Sometimes she thinks otherwise so just let her know and put a smile on her face, because If you meet a girl like this. You’re gonna want to keep her around.

Person 1: wow! Look at that couple over there!

Person 3: yeah, that guy is lucky. He got himself a Jossie

by HowdyY’all January 14, 2018

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

jessica lynn

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!

John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica

by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014

Jessie

The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She has a lot of blonde moments too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.

Friend: Man, Jessie is so adorable.

Friend #2: I know right, anyone would be lucky to have her.

adorable pretty gorgeous beautiful lovable

by SlowButProud June 5, 2012

Jessicate

To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.

Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?

by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008