Jokes

A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.

these jokes are funny and freaky

by Honeyyy.jocelyn May 23, 2018

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 10, 2004

Joking

something only men are able to pull off.

example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.

by brogasm June 10, 2011

Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen

I'm talking about you "schools."
trying to make life bland without jokes

by man this honestly sucks February 10, 2022

joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...

One was a salted...


:)

by JesSJessS August 11, 2005

Not A Joke

it could be two things 1) good, like you did that, your amazing, like it’s so good but not a joke 2)like annoyed or pissed...

the best way to describe both of them is agreeing or saying the person said it right

lucia: that person is just full of themselves and can’t keep there mouth shut

kk: omg “not a joke”

by lkuaciilayn April 13, 2019