closet jenga

(n.)

The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.

"John was looking for his box of porn when closet jenga occurred."

by hollywoodundead!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 June 20, 2011

cigarette jenga

Cigarette Jenga is a game where you and a friend share a cigarette and take three drags before passing it while trying to not let the cigarette lose it's ash, back and forth until someone makes the ash fall. If the cigarette is completely smoked without being ashed, this is called a kinged cigarette.

"Did you see who one cigarette jenga last night?"
"Neither, they kinged it"

by greyhousewolf December 29, 2011

jengamaster

n. One who displays an extraordinary prowess at drinking games which directly leads to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.

v. A fantastical display of drinking-game profess, ultimately leading to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.

(noun) "Dude, you are such a jengamaster when the ladies come over for Kings."

(verb) "I can't believe you jengamastered Stefanie out of her top last night!"

by jibbery jive January 1, 2006

Jenga

A game that lets players reenact George W. Bush's Presidency. Keep taking down the foundation until everything falls!

Bush after stock market crash: JENGA!!

by janitor bob December 1, 2009

jengineer

Noun: An engineer of unrivaled poor talent. A combination of the game Jenga and engineer.

What friggin jengineer is responsible for XP? This OS is Janky.

by geek April 29, 2003

Jengamoose

noun: 1. A modest person who is extremely potent, badass and awesome.

2. A dutch mythical creature that commonly lurks in the red light district of Amsterdam, Netherlands. It is a bipedal, balding humanoid that enjoys challenging prostitutes and others in a game of soccer. First discovered in 1984, this nocturnal beast is still undefeated and considered to be the greatest soccer player in the universe.

verb: The act of removing the pants of an opponent and viciously ramming a knee into the anal cavity, resulting in a howl similar to the mythical creature of the same name.

Arjen Robben plays soccer like a Jengamoose. He's the man.

Eric can fuck like a Jengamoose.

I'm hemorrhaging because Mark jengamoosed me.

by J3n96m005e July 12, 2010

Truth or Dare Jenga

when your at a party and A)wasted,shitfaced B)horny C)tripping on thizz D)bored as hell! or a combo of any of these :) It involves a jenga game with a "truth" or "dare" written on each block! Just like normal jenga you take turns drawing blocks, but instead of immediatley putting them back you do the action or answer the question on it! Then you proceed to put it back on top and make that awesome and crazy tower!

If for some (odd) reason you're being a pussy and decide not to do or answer it you have to chug a beer or take shot or hit!

Some examples of Truth or dare Jengas are:
-cuddle with the person on your(left/right/across from you/closest to your age/most drunk..WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT!)

-Streak outside
-Drunk dial an ex
-Lick something
-Grope/fondel
-recieve a wedgie
-recieve a dutch oven
-trade clothes
-have people draw on you

on the other hand..some TRUTHS
-what is your favorite sex position
-tell the person you think is hottest that you do
-how many people have you had sex with
-favorite band that you don't wanna admit
-say a fear

by Du Blahst mich! November 4, 2009