Jail

A victimless crime that only harms your ego and the damage is dealt only by the fact they you kids lives aren't as important as you'd like them to be. And NOW... Kids are dead because you wanted to make my life a hell of my own description and you have no one to blame but yourselves. You ignored the information you were presented with and tried to enforce your own self-importance by JOINING IN ON THE MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST.

Hym "Nah. Go fuck yourself. If you would have did what I told you to do those kids wouldn't be dead. If you didn't feel the need to meet out extra-judicial faux-justice no one would have gotten harmed. And you would have done what I told you to do is only you weren't A FUCKING RETARD. MENTALLY RETARDED. Jail the people orchestrating my stalking in harassment because the point of the stalking and harassment is to get me to either kill myself or kill your kids. Punish the people who convinced you to remain silent. Give the credit and payment for creating that AI just there. And then learn the lesson your mentally retarded ass should have learned BEFORE that school shooting in Texas."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2025

Jail Smell

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"

by will bitten January 5, 2017

Jail Bait

A female who is under the age of consent but who dresses, acts and appears as if she is over the age of consent and who does nothing to correct that impression when she is bedded.

"Keep away from that, it's jail bait."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

Jail Talk

When a nigga is in a jail and got no bitches in there but you to call you. He calls you and makes believe you’re the one and he will do good when he’s out.

“Baby girl he don’t love you, it’s all jail talk.”

by Hittii May 22, 2018

jail cover

This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.

Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Jail Soup

Ramen Noodles that you purchase from the commissary when in jail and only cost about 50 cents. The brand that comes in the Styrofoam cup is the most common in county jails.

I don't eat jail soup no more. I ate that like everyday when I was locked down.

by Livy-Liv October 19, 2006

Jail Bait

A term used for an underage person who may seem attractive to people that are currently the age of consent or above. The underage person may or may not try to lure adults which would be illegal, hence the term Jail Bait.

Guy 1: Yoo, I'm talkin' to this hot chick on Instagram.
Guy 2: Uhh, that girl is 15, that's jail bait, bro...

by XTruth HurtsX April 11, 2021