IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

123 not it

What you say when you are in a group of 2 or more people and someone else asks for a volunteer to do something lame. The last person to say it is stuck with the task/ duty/ whatever.

Bob and his brother Joe are hanging out. Mom walks into the room...

Mom: "Boys, I need someone to pick up the dogshit."
Bob: "123 not it!"
Joe: "Aw fuck."

by mellowcheddar June 26, 2007

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008

it's not that kind of party

Used as a response to point out an unintentional double-entendre in which the original speaker could be taken as intending to perform some act that would be more appropriate for a sex, kink, or other "special" party.

Person A: I'm going down to get a drink of lemonade, do you want some?
Person B: Dude, it's not that kind of party!

by Ironphoenix March 7, 2011

It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.

Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~

by Xxx-cock_sucker-xxX~masterbate May 19, 2017

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

It's Not Unusual

A song by Tom Jones that can make grown men and women weep tears of joy, provided that it is preceded by seven "What's New Pussycat"s.

There's a Spotify playlist based on the Salt and Pepper Diner by John Mulaney. It has 20 "What's New Pussycat"s and 1 "It's Not Unusual."

by name that won't offend anyone March 9, 2021