illemonati

True fans of the band Lemon Demon. These people are typically found using the Lemon Demon forums, wiki, and chatroom. Plural of "illemonatus".

"Want to join the illemonati?"

by faerykore July 22, 2006

islamic poop torture

Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane

My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.

by zippersocks October 4, 2019

Little Deer Isle, Maine

The most amazing place in the world. The sun sets in oranges, yellows, and pinks. The people are so great and the memories last a life time. It's impossible to state all the amazing times, but Thursdays are square dances, mondays are pan dances, and every day's a chance to get CRUNK and have a good time. The days are hot, but the people are hotter, and the place is outta control...you're unlucky if you're not there.

"I can't wait for Little Deer Isle, Maine this year, the times are gonna be outta control!"

by mainer123 December 26, 2008

Islamofauxbia

Etymology: A portmanteau of Islamophobia and faux

1) A hoax perpetrated by a Muslim or Muslims made to look like an anti-Islamic hate crime or hate speech

2
a) Refusing to call Islamic terrorism Islamic terrorism
b) Refusing to admit that Islamic terrorist groups such as ISIS are really Islamic
c) A form of virtue signaling to make yourself appear better than everyone else by claiming Islam is a religion of peace, usually while claiming all other religions, especially Christianity, are violent but ignoring how the violence is always on the part of Muslims.
c 2) Claiming anything bad said about Islam is Islamophobia, even though it's the truth

1) The Minnesota mosque attack was a case of Islamofauxbia

2) Barack Obama has a bad case of Islamofauxbia
2c) Liberals call me an Islamophobe for pointing out that Muslims are sexist, homophobic pedophiles and that the Crusades were fought in retaliation against Islamic oppression against Christians and Jews.

by Heil Swiffer January 9, 2018

Islamism

Islamism is an authoritarian political ideology that seeks to impose Islam on society. Thus, it is a form of theocracy. Whilst this definition is valid for the imposition of any form of Islam on society, almost all Islamists adhere to ultra-conservative beliefs such as those of Wahhabi Saudi Arabia.

The intellectual godfather of Islamism is Hassan al-Banna, who founded the Muslim Brotherhood. In effect, he transferred the fascist concept of the 'state' or 'super state' and imposed it upon the Islamic religion. This is why some describe Islamism as a form of Fascism. al-Banna was a known admirer of European Fascists such as Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini.

Jihadism is the use of violence to achieve Islamism.

Isis is an Islamist group, so are the Muslim Brotherhood and Hiz-but Tahrir.
The MB is a non-violent group in Egypt, but its members are fighting alongside Al-Qaeda in Syria.
Why is it that "Anti-Fascists" are apologists for Islamism?

by Reminisce OG May 7, 2016

Five Pillars of Islam

1) Belief in Allah & Muhammad
2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca
3) Giving of Alms (Tithing)
4) Fasting during Ramadan.
5) A Hajj (pilgrimage) to Mecca

It is every Muslims duty to carry out the Five Pillars of Islam.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 7, 2009

isle of view

a more subtle way of saying "i love you" to somebody, unless of course they are extremely stupid

me: hey zev, "isle of view"

zev: "isle of view too man"

stupid guy: why are you two talking about islands?

by isle of view December 14, 2010