Iowa

A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot

I live not to far from Iowa

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022

Iowa

A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.

Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today

Person #2: how is the corn?

Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.

Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.

Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

IOWA

IOWA: Inbreds Out Working Agriculture or
IOWA: I Only Want Amphetamines

Do you know what IOWA stands for?

IOWA: Inbreds Out Working Agriculture or
IOWA: I Only Want Amphetamines
IOWA: In Omaha Without Authorization

by Joe Chuckles May 22, 2024

Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"

Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

Iowa!

An ok place to live...ITS NOT ALL CORN!!!!! And Davenport has construction on the streets 24-7!!!

Hell the Used came to Davenport Iowa!... and it was awesome!!!

by HPIU October 3, 2009

Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021

Iowa nice

The, perhaps satirically named, phenomenon found among Iowa natives of remaining surface-deep at all times. Many Iowans will ask you how you are, but make no mistake, they don’t want an honest or detailed answer. Some bland response is required. Expressing opinions or taking stances on really any topic will be met with iciness. Iowans are repressed and judgmental. “Iowa nice” means let’s not actually connect in any human way, but rather, let’s avoid confrontation at any cost.

Our neighbors are Iowa nice. We’ve lived next door to them for fifteen years. They don’t know anything about us and they haven’t asked, either.

by making it through another day January 17, 2022