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new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
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The instant take-back feeling

The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.

Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.

Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.
STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...

BOB: Mia was fat anyways

BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)

STEVE: Yeah...

BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...

BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...
by noponylovesme November 5, 2011
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instant asshole

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.
by ahonakibs December 27, 2010
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instant

instant is how fast Arthur Mitchell says "shut up cunt" at the dinner table in Dexter
"I am so thankful for you Arthur!"
"shut up cunt"

My god, your response was so instant, I didn't even have time to finish
by meatsim June 22, 2011
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instant replay

When you drop a deuce, leave the bathroom and immediately turn right back in to drop another
I should cut down on fiber, i just had an instant replay
by MCBurg March 3, 2005
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instant coffee

People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.
bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!
by thatshowwedoit November 23, 2009
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Instant Biker

Derogatory term used by old bikers to describe:
1) Riders (mainly Baby Boomers) who have never ridden a motorcycle before
2) Wealthy doctors or lawyers etc..
3) Or have only ridden Japanese motorcycles before
- But now have bought a new Harley and consider themselves to be a "real biker".
This term is also used to describe people who ride "Harley Clones" (japanese motorcycles) like the Yamaha Road Star, Kawasaki Vulcan, Suzuki Intruder or the Honda Valkyrie.
John thinks he's a badass now with that new Softail - he's just an Instant Biker!
by BGS September 1, 2005
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