insert dick

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk

My computer prompts me to insert dick

by dildo777 April 9, 2022

instareg

New people or members who join chat rooms, lobby's or forums on the internet that have regular members. Makes you a instant regular chatter.

Instant Regular = Instareg

I see Mary is new to this chat site... that makes Mary an Instant Regular... Welcome aboard "Instareg" Mary!

by Urban.Chatter May 30, 2010

Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.

Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.

by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

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by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020

insegrevious

(adjective) : eliciting irritation or disgust.

(Nonsense word invented in the 1960s by TV comedian/announcer Gary Owens)

I find you odious, abhorrent, and above all, insegrevious.

—Gary Owens

by BonzoGal June 23, 2008

Self Insert

Self Insert is a crazy electronic band that makes hyperactive music for hyperactive people. The band first got notoriety on TikTok and are getting broader recognition. They have many members but only two are confirmed on their website at this time:

1: Zakary Waxman
2: Sebastian Hedge

Person: Hey, did you hear Self Insert finally dropped their debut?
Me listening: Holy shit this is fucking crazy

by rolandge87 September 26, 2021

Better Insert The Cock Here

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008