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Innocent

by Fandom Collecter March 21, 2021
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I’m innocent!

An expression used by someone, sort of like a form of comical sarcasm, when they’ve clearly been caught red-handed doing something that otherwise may have gone unexpected. i.e. smoking or drinking
Jane: Who me? I’m innocent! Haha.

Crowd: Haha! Yeah. Right.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".
My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep
by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016
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Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty
Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie
by bhman February 14, 2012
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Innocent Eyed

Someone who can see who you are and tries their best to understand. A really great person to have around, and/or be.
Lauren has a certain Innocent Eyed feel about her, I told her about my past and she didn't judge.
by Open Soul December 23, 2014
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innocent kid

The kid everyone stares at when he says something profane or genuinely insulting.
kid 1: did you hear jack? He back talked the gym teacher and then called him fat!

Kid 2: what? He was supposed to be the innocent kid!
by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016
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