Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

by Mike1980 June 23, 2008

italian sub

Word used to describe someone with disturbing and nauseating body odor.

Someone that smells like oil, vinegar and onions due to poor hygiene.

Me: "God! Steve?... when was the last time you took a shower?"

Steve Caprio: "What the fuck are you talking about dude?"

Me: "You fuckin stink like an Italian Sub dude!"

Steve Caprio: "Fuck you Kosak!"

Me: LOL

by WillyJK December 21, 2008

italiafro

An ethnic hair type, typically dark in color, among those of Italian descent that characterizes itself by extreme thickness and unusual puffiness. Perpetually unwieldy and uncooperative when cut in all styles and lengths and even when ungodly amounts of various hair products are employed, including, but not limited to, gels, mooses, sprays, and waxes.

Cristiano: Dude, hurry up! We're gonna be late for the movie!

Anthony: Sorry, bro. My italiafro is acting up again.

by Mike A. G. October 21, 2006

Italian room

An Italian room is a room in an Italian American home which is totally off limits, with the exception of company on special occasions. It is always decorated with the finest and most fashionable furniture within the purchasing power of the homeowner.

Italian Americans feel this room will fool their guests into thinking they live much better than their income allows. Great care is often taken to hermetically seal Italian rooms with plastic slip covers. This makes the room ready to impress at a seconds notice decades into the future.

See also: Scranton room

"Wow, Vito! Your mother must be really rich. She has TWO Italian rooms!"

"Please Grandma, its Grandpa's funeral reception. Can we please, just this ONCE, sit in your Italian room?"

by Joey "the nose" Uccello September 12, 2009

Italian Girl

We are the girls that are not, and I mean NOT meant to be messed with. Not always tan skin, that's stereotype-Navalidans have pale skin and dark hair, but stereotyping again, we almost all have dark brown hair and dark eyes. We know how to cook without using that old cookbook and we aren't afraid to show off our curves- a little self conscious at first. We often have hairy arms and thick hair.

Hairy arms? You're Italian aren't you?
-Yeah...

Dark hair ,dark eyes, attitude- must be an Italian girl.

by Julianna😘 October 4, 2014

Italian Job

Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.

John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?

Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.

John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?

Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.

by JamesBeam March 3, 2010

Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 4, 2013