bombed my pants

Bombed my pants. When a female, who's on her period, has a rather atomic leak, and either isn't wearing under wear, or has no pad on. This term can also be used for the shitting of the pants.

Girl-*runs to bathroom*

5 seconds later

(from in stall)- "FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!!!!! Ohhhh shit! I bombed my pants!"

by Lay An Egg March 22, 2006

Chunked in my Pants

To deposit large amounts of feces into pants.

David: "I think we hit some chunks of pavement."

Chris: "I think I just chunked in my pants!"

by Tinaobsessed October 14, 2007

poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 05, 2009

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 04, 2022

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks March 13, 2016

bhangra in my pant

Bhangra in your pant is basically a saying of having tingles/ sexual tingles in you private area. Bhangra is a type of brown kids dance where you hop around, thus bhangra in your pant is basically some hopping/jumping around going on in your pant. It's the cool/funny way of saying I'm/you're getting a boner or i'm/you/he's/she's getting wet down there. LOL

Jugjinder: yooooo mannn i saw this super hot girl and i started having bhangra in my pant yoooo!!!
Sukhwinder: what the fuck does "Bhangra in my pant" mean
Jugjinder: im getting a boner u fudu!
Sukhwinder: eww wtf mann why you telling me!

by Surrey_g25 November 03, 2019

rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!

by FireTurd February 20, 2017