ILLegal DownLOAD 

Sending your cum down someone's throat when they're asleep.

First person to pass out gets an ILLegal DownLOAD !!!!!!

ILLegal DownLOAD by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

Illegal Mike 

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

Illegal Mike by Mike June 11, 2006

Illegal radishes 

This term refers to the kind of radishes that you smoke. It can be used when talking about pot in a round about way. You can use this term when talkin with your boys or bro's about the illegal shit in your garage or garden.

I had to move the illegal radishes to the back yard to hide them from the cops.

Illegal radishes by Keri Oki July 8, 2006

illegal fireworks

Fireworks you buy over county or state lines and bring back for fun.

We smuggled illegal fireworks into the county.

illegal fireworks by Ron_Thornbrash May 26, 2005

illegal burritto 

A mexican that has crossed the border illegally

Jose is a illegal Burritto

illegal burritto by JakeReptar October 16, 2009

illegal nigger 

A phrase said to black people to say they don’t have their green card, or are an immigrant.

Me and Neidher were playing when someone saw that he was black, and called him a illegal nigger

illegal nigger by manual ramarez June 5, 2023

illegal lemon 

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

illegal lemon by The Other Other December 15, 2008