Intosticated

A state of intoxication characterised by loss of the ability to cross the road

Nah man, she's just intosticated

by Maccacentric October 4, 2010

intoxinaked

The act of succumbing to a paramount level of inebriation and deliberately disrobing for brotherhood camaraderie. Also entails the shredding of what is colloquially referred to as a wife beater.

The boys could have avoided charges had they simply gotten intoxinaked with Lori.

by Mommy Mac's Son November 18, 2010

intexticated

An addiction to text at all times, like driving, getting ready for work, at work, to family. Etc.

John was intexticated while driving which made him unable to pay attention to the road and was texting instead.

by TRESSIE LEE CAPOZZELLI April 7, 2019

InTexticated

people that text and drive in a daze and arn't paying attention to driving

"InTexticated"

Has a new word for people that text and drive
"Intexticated"
I'm wondering if there going to come up with a device to determine if your in Intexticated or not while driving ???????

by RowdyRebel November 17, 2009

infoxicated

to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by being a room surrounded by absolute hotties.

Jeff was stuttering and was clumsy when we visited my girlfriend in the changing room at the gentleman's club, he was definitely infoxicated.

Bill totally pissed himself when the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders posed with him for a picture, what an infoxicated douche.

by Biggestwhoop October 25, 2011

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

infoxicated

Someone completely under the influence of Fox news.

John is infoxicated after watching Sean Hannity.

by Reeder@54 May 27, 2018